High Speed garage

Who even knew that Realsville had a massive Formula One track right outside? This town is just full of surprises, just like when it was suddenly revealed that it had a beach (which would make it a coastal town) and also a large theme park and sports stadium and television industry and I think there’s a mysterious warehouse on the outskirts of town that’s large enough for several mansions all stacked on top of each other, but they haven’t mentioned it in a while.

Anyway, everyone with a passing interest in cars is revving up for the Realsville Derby, but Malachi has a secret advantage. He’s been interning in garages for car servicing, Glen Iris especially because that’s where the hospital is that cares for his sister is (she’s in a coma from the Christmas beetle invasion of 2014), but he’s picked up secrets from all of the auto service garages in the area. That allowed him to use coma-hypnosis on his sister to condition her to be the perfect shadow assassin when she wakes up, so she can avenge their whole family, but also he’s now, like super good at repairing cars.

He’s going to get a job at the F1 stadium and help his other brother achieve victory in the Realsville Derby, humiliating the Danson family publicly before he sets his sister on them by night. This car servicing expertise will also help to mend Malachi’s relationship with his brother, after the RC car destruction incident when they were both children, for which there has never been any forgiveness. These high-speed vehicles will mend that rift…that terrible Christmas rift, the worst kind.

I always tingle a bit when a service appears on the show that I’ve used. Next time I make a booking for a service , I’ll be thinking…Malachi was here. He serviced cars while thinking of both revenge and forgiveness. Squee!

-Leticia